{"product_id":"birthday-greeting-card-brace-yourself","title":"Birthday Greeting Card: Brace Yourself...","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"305\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🎉🤣 \u003cstrong data-end=\"45\" data-start=\"5\"\u003eBrace yourself… 'Name' turned what?!\u003c\/strong\u003e This funny birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate someone who's aging \u003cem data-end=\"139\" data-start=\"123\"\u003egracefully-ish\u003c\/em\u003e—or not at all! Featuring a cartoon illustration of a panicked raccoon standing beside a customizable sign, this card delivers instant laughs and unforgettable charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"554\" data-start=\"307\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e🦝 Personalize it with the birthday person's \u003cstrong data-end=\"360\" data-start=\"352\"\u003ename\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong data-end=\"372\" data-start=\"365\"\u003eage\u003c\/strong\u003e to make it hilariously one-of-a-kind. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhether you're surprising a bestie, poking fun at Dad or Grandpa, or giving a quirky shout-out to a raccoon-loving friend, this personalized card adds just the right amount of sass and silliness to their special day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"828\" data-start=\"556\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-end=\"578\" data-start=\"558\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"581\" data-start=\"578\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Front text: \u003cem data-end=\"635\" data-start=\"595\"\u003eBrace yourself... 'Name' turned what?!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"638\" data-start=\"635\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• The raccoon’s sign can be personalized with name + age\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"697\" data-start=\"694\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Card size: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"725\" data-start=\"722\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Printed on premium, high-quality paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"768\" data-start=\"765\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• White envelope included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"796\" data-start=\"793\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Handmade with love and humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1015\" data-start=\"830\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong data-end=\"880\" data-start=\"833\"\u003eINSIDE THE CARD – Optional Personalization:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"883\" data-start=\"880\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWant us to print a custom message inside? Just type your message in the \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Add your personalization (optional)\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003ebox.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1365\" data-start=\"1267\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMake their big day unforgettable (and slightly ridiculous) with this laugh-out-loud keepsake! 🥳💌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rosie's Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49217860403437,"sku":"RS-101798","price":5.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0522\/7410\/2435\/files\/001_ba2e18ae-f075-4a38-bc4a-5b430564bd4e.png?v=1767656653","url":"https:\/\/rosiesstore.net\/products\/birthday-greeting-card-brace-yourself","provider":"Rosie's Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}