Birthday Greeting Card, Goth, Gothic: Another Year Closer To Death...
Birthday Greeting Card, Goth, Gothic: Another Year Closer To Death...
Introducing our delightfully dark humor birthday greeting card: "Another year closer to death. Happy Birthday". This card measures 4.25" x 5.5" and offers a refreshingly morbid twist to birthday celebrations.
Embrace the darker side of humor with this unique and captivating card. The imagery of death blowing a birthday whistle adds a touch of whimsy to the macabre, creating a one-of-a-kind birthday greeting that's sure to stand out.
Inside, the stage is set for your personal touch. Add your own wickedly funny birthday message, a quirky sentiment, or a playful birthday wish to enhance the recipient's sense of dark humor. You can easily type your message in the "Add your personalization (optional)" box during checkout, or send us a message with your desired text. This customization transforms the card into a wickedly humorous keepsake.
Card Features:
--> Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
--> Design: Dark Humor with Morbid Twist
--> Inside: Customizable with your personal message
Our dark humor birthday greeting card is more than just a card; it's a bold and daring expression of humor that's perfect for those who appreciate the unconventional. Whether you're seeking a black card, a gothic birthday card, or a morbidly funny way to wish someone a happy birthday, this card captures the essence of dark humor with a playful twist.
Celebrate another year of life with our strikingly unique card, embracing the macabre in a lighthearted and memorable way. It's the perfect fit for those who share a love for gothic aesthetics, morbid humor, and out-of-the-box birthday greetings.
Ideal for:
--> Embracing dark humor
--> Celebrating gothic, goth, or emo tastes
--> Sending a unique and memorable birthday wish
--> Adding a touch of macabre to the celebration
--> Surprising friends and loved ones with a wicked sense of humor
Order now and give the gift of dark humor with our delightfully twisted birthday greeting card. It's not just a card; it's a memorable and unconventional way to celebrate birthdays, reminding the recipient that life is short – and that a good laugh is essential along the way.
Get 3 cards for $13 - enter code 3FOR13 at checkout! Or if you order 6 enter 6FOR26 at checkout!
INCLUDES:
*A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on high quality, ACID-FREE, thick and durable paper - MADE IN USA!
*A2 size white envelope
Each item is individually designed, printed, folded, packaged & mailed by yours truly. If you need something tweaked, changed, added, omitted, or customized - just let me know!
👉 Would you like to get a DIGITAL PRINTABLE CARD instead? Click here.
COLOR DESCLAIMER:
--> actual color(s) may vary due screens/monitors displaying colors differently of which everyone sees differently. I try extremely hard to ensure my cards are true-to-color as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your screen/monitor.
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
At Rosie's Store we are dedicated to providing the highest quality products to our customers. Here's how we ensure excellence in everything we offer:
- Premium Materials: We use only the finest materials for our coffee mugs, ornaments, jewelry, puzzle and more, ensuring durability and aesthetic appeal.
- Exceptional Craftsmanship: Our skilled artisans meticulously craft each item, paying attention to every detail to deliver flawless products.
- Rigorous Quality Control: Every product undergoes strict quality checks to meet our high standards before it reaches you.
- Thoughtful Design: We combine beauty with functionality, creating products that are both stylish and practical for your everyday needs.
- Sustainable Practices: Committed to the environment, we source eco-friendly materials and adopt responsible production methods.
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Choose Rosie's Store for products that blend quality, creativity, and care. Experience the difference that our commitment to excellence makes!
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Returns Are Free & Easy
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- Personalized Products: We understand that personalized items are special. If your personalized product arrives faulty or not as expected, we offer seamless exchanges to ensure you receive the perfect item.
Your happiness is our top priority. Shop with confidence at Rosie's Store, knowing that returns are simple, free, and designed with your convenience in mind.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
At Rosie's Store we want your favorite items to stay beautiful and last longer. Follow these simple care instructions to maintain the quality and charm of your purchases:
Ceramic Mugs & Ornaments
- Cleaning: Hand wash with mild soap and a soft sponge to preserve colors and finishes. Avoid using abrasive cleaners or scrubbers.
Jewelry (Necklaces & Men's Bracelets)
- Storage: Keep jewelry in a cool, dry place, preferably in a jewelry box or pouch to prevent scratches and tangles.
- Cleaning: Wipe with a soft, dry cloth after each use. For a deeper clean, use a jewelry cleaning solution recommended for the specific material.
Puzzles
- Handling: Assemble on a clean, flat surface. Handle pieces with dry hands to avoid oils and dirt.
- Storage: Once completed, carefully store puzzles in their original box or a protective sleeve to prevent pieces from bending or getting lost.
Heart Keychains
- Maintenance: Wipe with a damp cloth to remove any dirt or smudges. Avoid exposure to harsh chemicals to keep them looking pristine.
- Storage: Store in a cool, dry place to prevent any metal components from tarnishing.
Greeting Cards & Digital Downloads
- Greeting Cards: Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent fading. Handle with clean hands to keep them in perfect condition.
- Digital Downloads: Keep your digital files backed up on multiple devices or cloud storage to ensure you always have access to your favorite designs.
General Tips
- Avoid Exposure: Protect your items from extreme temperatures, moisture, and direct sunlight to maintain their appearance and functionality.
- Regular Maintenance: Periodically check your items for any signs of wear and address them promptly to extend their lifespan.
By following these care instructions, you can enjoy the beauty and quality of your Rosie's Store purchases for years to come. If you have any questions or need further assistance, feel free to Contact Us.