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Christmas Greeting Card: I've Been Watching You...

Christmas Greeting Card: I've Been Watching You...

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Unleash the holiday hilarity with our side-splitting Christmas greeting card: "I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL YEAR AND YOU'RE NOT NAUGHTY! YOU ARE MENTALLY DISTURBED." This 4.25" x 5.5" card features a laugh-out-loud cartoon drawing of Santa Claus, proving he's not just checking his list—he's making psychological assessments!


Who says Christmas cards have to be all sugar and spice? This card takes a humorous spin on the naughty-or-nice list, suggesting that maybe being a little "mentally disturbed" is the real secret to getting on Santa's good side.

Inside, the amusement continues with optional personalization. You have the power to add your own quirky message, emojis, and festive wishes. Type your custom text in the "Add your personalization (optional)" box. This personal touch transforms the card into a uniquely entertaining keepsake.

Card Features:

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Design: Hilarious Christmas Humor with Santa Claus
  • Inside: Customizable with your personal message and emojis

Our funny Christmas greeting card isn't just a card; it's a comedic masterpiece that's perfect for spreading joy and laughter during the holiday season. Whether you're sending it to your best friend, spouse, or anyone with a sense of humor, this card is bound to be the highlight of their Christmas collection.


Celebrate Christmas with a dose of laughter and a touch of cheeky humor that stands out from the crowd. It's the perfect way to share a smile, spread some holiday cheer, and let your loved ones know that being a little "mentally disturbed" might just be the key to a Merry Christmas.

Perfect for:

  • Adding laughter to the holiday season
  • Sending a unique and funny Christmas card
  • Surprising your best friend with a cheeky holiday greeting
  • Adding a touch of humor to your Christmas wishes
  • Making your spouse chuckle with a card that's as clever as it is entertaining

Order now and bring a wave of holiday hilarity to your loved ones with our funny Christmas greeting card. It's more than just a card; it's a comical expression of festive wit that will leave your recipients laughing all the way into the new year. 🎅🤪🎄

Get 3 cards for $13 - enter code 3FOR13 at checkout! Or if you order 6 enter 6FOR26 at checkout!

*A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on high quality, ACID-FREE, thick and durable paper - MADE IN USA!
*A2 size white envelope

Each item is individually designed, printed, folded, packaged & mailed by yours truly. If you need something tweaked, changed, added, omitted, or customized - just let me know!

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--> actual color(s) may vary due screens/monitors displaying colors differently of which everyone sees differently. I try extremely hard to ensure my cards are true-to-color as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your screen/monitor.

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