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Christmas Greeting Card: Pretend This Christmas Card...

Christmas Greeting Card: Pretend This Christmas Card...

Regular price $7.00 CAD
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Introducing our hilariously irreverent Christmas greeting card: "PRETEND THIS CHRISTMAS CARD SAYS SOMETHING WARM & FUZZY. OR DON'T. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT." Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", this card features a side-splitting cartoon drawing of Santa Claus that perfectly captures the spirit of holiday humor.


Who says Christmas cards have to be all warm and fuzzy? Break away from tradition with a dash of humor that's sure to make your recipient burst into laughter. Santa himself would probably crack a smile at the straightforwardness of this card.

Inside, the fun continues with optional personalization. You have the power to add your own cheeky message, emojis, and festive wishes. Type your custom text in the "Add your personalization (optional)" box. This personal touch takes the humor to the next level.

Card Features:

  • Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Design: Irreverent Christmas Humor with Santa Claus
  • Inside: Customizable with your personal message and emojis

Our funny Christmas greeting card is more than just a card; it's a hilarious way to bring some laughter to the holiday season. Whether you're sending it to your best friend, spouse, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this card is bound to stand out.


Celebrate the festive season with a dose of humor that breaks the mold of traditional Christmas cards. It's the perfect way to share a laugh, spread some holiday cheer, and let your loved ones know that it's okay to keep things light and amusing.

Perfect for:

  • Bringing laughter to the holiday season
  • Sending a unique and funny Christmas card
  • Surprising your best friend with a cheeky holiday greeting
  • Adding a touch of humor to your Christmas wishes
  • Making your spouse smile with a card that breaks the mold

Order now and spread the joy of the season with our funny Christmas greeting card. It's not just a card; it's a hilarious expression of holiday humor that will leave your recipient chuckling all the way into the new year. 🎅🤣🎄

Get 3 cards for $13 - enter code 3FOR13 at checkout! Or if you order 6 enter 6FOR26 at checkout!

*A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on high quality, ACID-FREE, thick and durable paper - MADE IN USA!
*A2 size white envelope

Each item is individually designed, printed, folded, packaged & mailed by yours truly. If you need something tweaked, changed, added, omitted, or customized - just let me know!

👉 Would you like to get a DIGITAL PRINTABLE CARD instead? Click here.

--> actual color(s) may vary due screens/monitors displaying colors differently of which everyone sees differently. I try extremely hard to ensure my cards are true-to-color as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your screen/monitor.

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