Birthday Greeting Card, Dark Humor: Another Year Closer To Death...

💀🎉 Another Year Closer to Death – Dark Humor Birthday Card 🎉💀

Got a friend who loves sarcasm, skulls, and a side of existential dread? This hilariously morbid birthday card says it all:
"Another year closer to death. Happy Birthday!" 🖤🎂
Featuring a spooky illustration of Death throwing its own birthday bash – complete with cake and confetti – this card is perfect for those with a twisted sense of humor. ☠️🎈

📏 Card Details:

• Measures 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed on high-quality paper
• Includes a crisp white envelope for easy gifting ✉️
• Proudly MADE IN USA 🇺🇸

📝 Optional Inside Text:
Want to add your own dark twist or heartfelt (or not-so-heartfelt) message? We’ll print it for you! Just type your text in the “Add your personalization (optional)” box.

🖤 Perfect for:

• Fans of dark humor, gothic vibes, or sarcastic cards
• Birthday gift for your best friend, husband, wife, or delightfully twisted coworker
• Anyone who'd laugh at a little morbid honesty 😈

🎂💀 Make their day hilariously grim with this brutally honest birthday card!

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