Unwrap a dose of dark humor with our Christmas greeting card that reads, "...HE KILLED HIM WITH AN AX, DRAGGED THE CORPSE HOME AND FESTIVELY DECORATED IT IN HIS LIVING ROOM!!!" This 4.25" x 5.5" card is not your typical holiday fare—it's a hilarious and offbeat way to share some twisted cheer.
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Perfect for the friend or loved one who appreciates a dash of dark comedy, this card is bound to elicit a belly laugh. The macabre twist adds a unique touch to traditional holiday greetings, making it an unforgettable and conversation-worthy card.
Inside, the amusement continues with the option to add your own personalized message. Whether you want to continue the dark humor, share a heartfelt wish, or create a custom holiday joke, you can type your message in the "Add your personalization (optional)" box. This personal touch transforms the card into a uniquely entertaining keepsake.
Card Features:
- Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
- Design: Dark Humor Christmas Cheer
- Inside: Customizable with your personal message and emojis
Our funny Christmas greeting card isn't just a card; it's a one-of-a-kind expression of humor that's perfect for those who prefer their holidays with a side of dark comedy.
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Spread unconventional merriment with a card that breaks the mold. It's the perfect way to surprise your best friend, spouse, or anyone with a taste for the unexpected.
Perfect for:
- Adding a twist of dark humor to the holiday season
- Sending a unique and funny Christmas card
- Surprising your best friend with an unconventional holiday greeting
- Adding a touch of irreverence to your Christmas wishes
- Creating a memorable keepsake for those who appreciate the unexpected
Order now and bring a wave of unconventional laughter to your loved ones with our darkly humorous Christmas greeting card. It's more than just a card; it's a wickedly funny expression of festive wit that will have your recipients laughing all the way into the new year. 🎄😱🤣
