Colonoscopy Greeting Card: Having A Colonoscopy...
Colonoscopy Greeting Card: Having A Colonoscopy...
Looking for a unique and humorous way to support someone going through a colonoscopy? Look no further than this greeting card with a witty message on the front!
The front of the card reads "Having a colonoscopy is the only time when 'What an asshole' would be considered a compliment." While this may seem like a lighthearted joke, it can actually serve as a way to help alleviate some of the stress and anxiety that can come with undergoing this procedure.
The card itself measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed on high quality, acid-free paper that is both thick and durable. It is made in the USA and is sure to be a keepsake that the recipient will treasure for years to come.
While the card comes blank on the inside, there is an option to have a custom message printed inside the card. This can be done by typing a message into the "Add your personalization (optional)" box or by messaging us directly.
Whether you are looking to offer support to a friend, family member, or loved one, this colonoscopy greeting card is sure to bring a smile to their face and help ease any fears or concerns they may have about the procedure.
Get 3 cards for $13 - enter code 3FOR13 at checkout! Or if you order 6 enter 6FOR26 at checkout!
INCLUDES:
*A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on high quality, ACID-FREE, thick and durable paper - MADE IN USA!
*A2 size white envelope
Each item is individually designed, printed, folded, packaged & mailed by yours truly. If you need something tweaked, changed, added, omitted, or customized - just let me know!
👉 Would you like to get a DIGITAL PRINTABLE CARD instead? Click Here.
👉 Would you like to get a COLONOSCOPY MUG mailed directly to you or your recipient instead? Click Here.
COLOR DESCLAIMER:--> actual color(s) may vary due screens/monitors displaying colors differently of which everyone sees differently. I try extremely hard to ensure my cards are true-to-color as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your screen/monitor.
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